Available Soon: Phil Johnson Bobbleheads

Friday, June 24, 2005

Available Soon:
Phil Johnson Bobblehead Doll

A reliable source has just informed me that we will soon have opportunity to order a Phil Johnson Bobblehead. Who wouldn't want a prized possession such as this sitting just above our computer monitors, bobbling its head with every vigorous strike upon the keyboard. I want one. But I don't want one of Phil wearing a Cubs uniform. And it's not because I don't like the Cubs. I don't watch baseball at all, to tell you the truth.
No what I really want is a bobblehead doll of PyroManiac , wearing a T.D. Jakes suit and flames atop his head. Don't you agree that would more suit the creation of such a toy? If you do, send your comments along and we'll pass them along to Phil.

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